1. Puppies have no chill
You won't get much sleep at first because your puppy will miss you and cry. Also Teddy would get stuck on the stairs and cry a lot. Teddy managed to get into every room and chew everything near him meaning quickly eveything of value was put up high!
See these photos? These were taken moments before or moments after something was shredded. Turns out "my dog ate my homework" is not a terrible excuse. Something will have been wee-d on, or have been dragged back to his den for a slobbery snuggle.
3. Puppies go from so awake you think they'll never sleep, to completely unconscious and snoring within seconds.
Obviously the best place to sleep is in a human's bed or snuggled up in a blanket. Apparently this is particularly a miniature pinscher trait.
4. Putting a puppy in a jumper is the most hilarious things you can do
But what started as a joke, became a serious problem
My little cutie with my big cutie makes my heart melt a little!
I'm a guitar!