1. The Aqua "Spineless" jacket
From the front - respectible work jacket
From the back - open back jacket which is cold and/or inappropriate for any imaginable opportunity
This is another ASOS item and is currently reduced from £115 to £92
2. Vero Moda Cropped Ribbed Poncho
I am lost for words on this one. Firstly they've dressed the gorgeous model in clothes less stylish than my grandads and secondly can you EVER think of a situation where you'd think "let me just throw on my tiny hooded poncho top which does nothing" no!! If you really want one, cut up a jumper! It's £40 from ASOS.
Remember to enter my non-criminal Lipsy dress giveaway which closes tonight!